The Ron Mexico Experience

Well, if there was one story on the face of the earth that would bring me out of retirement, it would be this one. Just minutes ago, I visited rotoworld.com to check up on assorted fantasy baseball injuries when I noticed this headline, "Vick aka ''Ron Mexico'' sued for allegedly infecting woman with STD." I clicked on the link not really knowing what to expect, but hoping more than anything that this story was about overrated NFL superstar, Michael Vick and not some other guy named Scott Vick or Thaddeus Vick. Well I lucked out. Right now I'm laughing too hard to try to put my own spin on this, but I don't think that there could ever be an alias that tops Ron Mexico, which Vick used to get tested for The Herpes, which he wound up giving the woman who slapped this lawsuit on him. Even though Michael Vick has The Herpes (much like Delonte West) and gives them to whomever he meets, you gotta give him a wholelotta credit for coming up with the greatest alias in the history of life. You can read more on this story by clicking here which will take you to the Smoking Gun (which is where the rotoworld article sent me). Come football season I'm almost definitely getting a personalized Falcons jersey with "Mexico" on the back and number 7 underneath it. So in conclusion, thank you Michael Vick for giving us something this good to make fun of you with so early on in your career. This will never get old. Never. God bless America . . . and The Herpes.

Michael Vick, enjoying life and herpes down Mexico way:



Just imagine seeing "Mexico" instead of "Vick":



Delonte "Herpes" West:



Finally, from the random quote department, this comes to us from the Johnny Damon interview on Conan that just happened while I was writing about Ronny Mex:

"You've got great hair, so I'm glad you show it off all the time." - Johnny Damon to Conan O'Brien.

Unfrozen Caveman Centerfielder: