Summer Of George

Welcome back me. With this post I begin the long awaited Summer Season of Failure's Art. In the last few years many TV networks have attempted the idea of running new series-es-es-es during the summer with the hope that the show will be watched enough to gain a spot in their fall lineups. Since I have 50 episodes (ah, posts, now reruns to you) of this site behind me I am deciding to give my loyal reader (wish that was a typo) all new summer material to keep this superlazy vehicle in motion, no matter how slow it's going. Hopefully my Summer Season will lean more towards the original and successful Last Comic Standing (the Rich Vos-Dave Mordal-Rob Cantrell one), and not its time-slot rival, Keen Eddie, which somehow made it to DVD by the way.

Unlike my empty promises of the past I will try my hardest to update as frequently as I can. If I can stay focused and think of stuff that's good enough to post, I plan on posting at least three times a week. As for the material, since it's summer there will be a fair share of posts on baseball and golf, but with pictures for those of you who aren't into that stuff but love looking at my brilliant photography. To go along with those I plan on going deeper into how much I suck, how much I hate my life, and jellybeans! I know what a lot of you out there in radio land are probably asking:

1. "Hey retard, what ever happened to the Baby Files?"

2. "Are we ever gonna get to read another new one of those in our lifetime?"

3. "How many miles can we get on this sucka?"

4. "You promised us more Baby Files, and that's the only reason I read this site."

5. "Whaddya mean Barq's got bite?"

6. "What do you do for a living now that you're out of college?"

7. "What else can you tell us about the Summer Season?"

To answer your questions:

1. The Baby Files are hard to write because there's so much stuff I have to remember to write down that Mizz Lentini does or says.

2. Yes, you will. Not only will I be dedicated to writing down the accounts of her weekend visits, but I have one already written and never released Baby Files from around Thanksgiving and Christmas that I will post sometime soon.

3. Lots, Mario. Lots.



4. That's not a question. If the Baby Files go well, however, I will create a spinoff page for just the Baby Files to make you people happy. You have to be on your best behavior though, and everyone must pass the basketball at least three times before you're allowed to take a shot.

5. I've only been told Barq's has bite, I've never tried it myself to be honest with you.

6. Stop asking me that.

7. Aside from what I've mentioned, you can look forward to:

- A first hand account of June 28ths NBA Draft
- A possible first hand account of Afleet Alex at the Belmont Stakes
- Summaries of trips to Gettysburg, Atlantic City, and other random places
- Summary of my cousin Lizann's May 14th wedding
- Many random jokes on The (Black) Honeymooners and Ron Mexico
- Concert reviews (Wilco! and hopefully others)
- My summer long quest for a shout out from Barry Bonds on his website (topic of next post)
- More random thoughts
- plus much more! (! used sarcastically)

So, that's it for now. If things go right my next three posts will be on Barry Bonds website, Lizann's wedding, and the first golf outing of the summer, not in that order (except for the Bonds one which will be first). Ah, yeah, so yeah.

RANDOM THOUGHT: If one were to put urine in a Brita Water Filter, would what is filtered out be OK to drink? The urine could be male or female from any species, but it would probably be a human male in this case, if that helps. We may never know . . . or will we?